This Damned Spam Is Driving Me Crazy

Seriously, this bullshit is out of control. My inbox is stuffed with emails for useless products. How can I block all this junk mail? It's pushing me over the edge.

I just want get a legitimate email for once.
Perhaps in another lifetime this will go away.
{Until then|{Until that day arrives|I guess I'll just have to keep deleting spam all day long.

Junk Mail: The Virtual Filth Bombarding Me

My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.

I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.

I'm So Sick Of Your Fucking Spam Emails

Seriously, enough is simply ridiculous. Every day I get flooded with your lame advertisements for things I don't even need. I've attempted to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a brick wall. At this point, I'm just pissed off.

This has gone too far.
Learn some respect for people's time.
Consider this my final warning.

Make This Spam Stop You Jerks

Listen up, you bunch of morons. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to get the hell out here. I'm sick with your bullshit to scam/con/trick me.

You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a nothing. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Take that as a threat.

Leave me alone
Just stop it

Enough is Enough, You Spamming Bastards!

Listen up, you lowlifes! Your spammy emails are clogging up inboxes and irritating people. We've had enough of your crap. This is your one strike to shape up. Keep sending that rubbish, and we'll be forced to take legal action. Understand? Yeah, right.

Get Lost With Your Stupid Emails

You think you're so clever, sending out your garbage to every random person you can find. But guess what, moron? I have no fucking spam time for your hoax. Get a real job or find a hobby already.

Get Lost With Your Spammy Messages
I have no time
Get a real job or go outside already.